Also, please.. never mind. I am rather sure people will deem me mad or somehow awesome from stuff like this so... yeah. If yer gonna use these, inform and credit me, least you can do.. right? :D
-DancouKaiser(NA)
PS: I am not responsible for swarms of people suddenly using Rammus on Dominion. Will write guide eventually.. after Singed's guide is complete, that is.
Parody: OK Rammus Style - Lyrics by DancouKaiser, Original: Gangnam Style by PSY
OK RAMMUS STYLE
RAMMUS STYLE
Rollin' on Dominion faster than Master Yi now,
These fools thought they could stop me from cappin' that point now.
Carryin' games with my speedy, tanky goodness
Who is that ball of fury?
Just WHO THE HELL..
Do you think you're trying to gank now,
Just WHERE THE HELL..
Do you think you're going, now?
Just where the hell, in fact, why the hell..
I'm just too fast,
Just too tanky,
Just too tough, (HEY) 'cause you know, (HEY)
Cry all you want,
Won't change a thing,
'cause you know (HEY), 'cause you know (HEY)
I'm the fastest champ on Dominion....
OK RAMMUS STYLE
RAMMUS STYLE
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
RAMMUS STYLE
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Irelia...
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Riven...
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Look at this fool thinking he could beat me to the punch now,
Now see that I've already capped it before he could know it,
Then watch his team gang up on this RammusSwag , then get ganked like a bunch of scrubs now.
They wish they could touch this
Now, HOW DO YOU
Think you're going to cap any more points?
Now WHEN DO YOU
Realize that it's a wild goose chase?
Now WHY DON'T YOU
Surrender and get it over with?
Then how are you, why are you?
You wish you were this tanky,
Like me(HEY), or Singed(HEY)
Now you wish you were able to
Get away (HEY), or survive (HEY)
Because there's a whole team after that ace..
OK RAMMUS STYLE
RAMMUS STYLE
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
RAMMUS STYLE
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Shyvana..
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Ahri..
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dominion Dominated,
Forever Dominated,
Baby, baby, Dominated, Just Dominated.
Dominion Dominated,
Forever Dominated,
Baby, baby, Dominated, Just Dominated.
GOT WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Nidalee..
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Caitlyn..
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay...
OK RAMMUS STYLE
OK RAMMUS STYLE
Kaiser's Wrath (parody lyrics to Dead End by Faylan)
Got that skill shot, and that long range
Don't have your escape ready, ain't that strange?
You keep on chasing the Jungler,
Yet you fail.
Speed up and cut him off,
Like a shot of Petrikov
Yes, I'm..
gonna take that kill.
Tonight is the dance of death,
How will you play?
Time to throw down in any lane
How will you fight?
Don't bother with that carry
I've got this down
We'll push turrets, to their base
FOR THE ACE
No matter who it is,
I'll smite them where they are
Near or gone, they know who I am
In the fog or war, I can still see
Just hold the faith, do your job
Or it's your Dead End.
They thought they could catch me off guard
Just what am I to believe
Got my Q ready gonna melt some faces
Their support dies,
Their carry whines, their Tank just dives
I am numero uno
Gotta fight on the fields of screams,
Games aren't as they seem
Dunk entire teams with just me,
Why do you leave!?
Seriously, where are you going?
Don't even think you can get away.
I'm the Master of METAL
Found you and your team,
Got my Ulti now you start to scream,
obscenities in all chat freaking all day
Why can't you just take your loss gracefully?
You do know there's a way to deal with you
It's your funeral,
Get banned, it's the Tribunal..
I found you. Because of my ward.
PENTAKILL.
PENTAKILL.
Just what are you...
Kill-worthy,
Dunk-worthy,
or just plain bad?
GOT my build,
GOT MY KILLS
Just RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
I'm on the loose,
Tightening that noose...
I'm on the prowl,
Eyes glow like an owl
Gonna carry my team,
Kill who I choose.
Gonna push my lanes, and then your Nexus
I'll see whose soul I find worthy
To Enslave for my victory
Surrender now,
It's all you got,
Your Defeat...
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
AAAAAYYYYYYY, Sexy Caitlyn..
Ok-Ok-Ok-Ok- OK RAMMUS STYLE
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay...
OK RAMMUS STYLE
OK RAMMUS STYLE
Kaiser's Wrath (parody lyrics to Dead End by Faylan)
Got that skill shot, and that long range
Don't have your escape ready, ain't that strange?
You keep on chasing the Jungler,
Yet you fail.
Speed up and cut him off,
Like a shot of Petrikov
Yes, I'm..
gonna take that kill.
Tonight is the dance of death,
How will you play?
Time to throw down in any lane
How will you fight?
Don't bother with that carry
I've got this down
We'll push turrets, to their base
FOR THE ACE
No matter who it is,
I'll smite them where they are
Near or gone, they know who I am
In the fog or war, I can still see
Just hold the faith, do your job
Or it's your Dead End.
They thought they could catch me off guard
Just what am I to believe
Got my Q ready gonna melt some faces
Their support dies,
Their carry whines, their Tank just dives
I am numero uno
Gotta fight on the fields of screams,
Games aren't as they seem
Dunk entire teams with just me,
Why do you leave!?
Seriously, where are you going?
Don't even think you can get away.
I'm the Master of METAL
Found you and your team,
Got my Ulti now you start to scream,
obscenities in all chat freaking all day
Why can't you just take your loss gracefully?
You do know there's a way to deal with you
It's your funeral,
Get banned, it's the Tribunal..
I found you. Because of my ward.
PENTAKILL.
PENTAKILL.
Just what are you...
Kill-worthy,
Dunk-worthy,
or just plain bad?
GOT my build,
GOT MY KILLS
Just RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
I'm on the loose,
Tightening that noose...
I'm on the prowl,
Eyes glow like an owl
Gonna carry my team,
Kill who I choose.
Gonna push my lanes, and then your Nexus
I'll see whose soul I find worthy
To Enslave for my victory
Surrender now,
It's all you got,
Your Defeat...
An ode to when I go nuts as Karthus. Enjoy.
WE'RE NO STRANGER TO THE PENTAKILL
YOU KNOW THE DUNK, AND SO DO I
A TON OF AP I WILL BUILD,
YOU WON'T GET ULTED BY ANY OTHER GUY
YOU KNOW THE DUNK, AND SO DO I
A TON OF AP I WILL BUILD,
YOU WON'T GET ULTED BY ANY OTHER GUY
I.. WANNA GET TO KILLING
SO I CAN MAKE YOU FEED MY LANE
SO I CAN MAKE YOU FEED MY LANE
NEVER GONNA GIVE YI UP
NEVER GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
ALWAYS GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DUNK YOU
NEVER GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
ALWAYS GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DUNK YOU
NEVER GONNA LEAVE MY SPAWN
YOU'RE GONNA YELL BEGONE,
ULTING ALL DAY LONG,
TO DUNK YOU
YOU'RE GONNA YELL BEGONE,
ULTING ALL DAY LONG,
TO DUNK YOU
WE'VE BEEN IN THE GAME FOR SO LONG,
YOUR TEAM IS GRIEFING,
YOUR CARRY IS LEAVING.
I AM JUST GONNA DUNK FROM MY SPAWN,
I KNOW YOUR BUILD,
AND I'LL WRECK IT
YOUR TEAM IS GRIEFING,
YOUR CARRY IS LEAVING.
I AM JUST GONNA DUNK FROM MY SPAWN,
I KNOW YOUR BUILD,
AND I'LL WRECK IT
AND IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE ME,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM
NEVER GONNA GIVE LUX UP,
ALWAYS GONNA DUNK'EM ALL.
GONNA ULT'EM ALL,
AND OWN YOU.
ALWAYS GONNA DUNK'EM ALL.
GONNA ULT'EM ALL,
AND OWN YOU.
YOUR TEAM IS STARIN',
AS I DUNK YOU AND STEAL BARON,
YOUR TANK ISN'T DARIN'
TO TRY ME
AS I DUNK YOU AND STEAL BARON,
YOUR TANK ISN'T DARIN'
TO TRY ME
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL,
THOUGHT YOU WERE FED,
THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN'EM ALL.
THEN I CAME INTO YOUR LANE,
TIME TO DUNK, WITH LOTS OF PAIN!
THOUGHT YOU WERE FED,
THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN'EM ALL.
THEN I CAME INTO YOUR LANE,
TIME TO DUNK, WITH LOTS OF PAIN!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL SEE ME,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET DUNKED.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET DUNKED.
ALWAYS GONNA OWN THEM ALL,
GONNA ULT AND STAY TALL,
CARRY MY TEAM AND ALL,
THEN DUNK YOU.
GONNA ULT AND STAY TALL,
CARRY MY TEAM AND ALL,
THEN DUNK YOU.
PENTAKILL AND YOUR NEXUS DIES,
VICTORY SAID GOODBYE
REQUIEM AND YOU LIE,
DEAD AT BLUE
VICTORY SAID GOODBYE
REQUIEM AND YOU LIE,
DEAD AT BLUE
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