My Passive..AND ABILITIES.

Well. I was just asked what my abilities/passive would be if I were a champion.
My passive would be Drunken Dunkmaster, granting me 5% Rage every time I either deal or take damage. Rage shields 7 damage per %.
Q- Shadow Stalk - Grants me stealth until I get within 50 units of target champion. If I get there in less than 5 seconds, I deal true damage equal to 20% of my AD.
W- Wrath of the Rageaholic -Grants increased attack and movement speed depending on how much Rage I have (It expends all Rage I have and grants the same percent to said bonuses.)
E- Accursed Meal - (passive) Every time I consume any potion, I am granted effects opposite of what I consumed that affect enemies in an area. HP - deals damage equal to double of what I heal, Mana - drains the mana of nearby enemies and adds to my rage meter, Oracles - Limits the vision of the first enemy hit after consumption.
R- Chaos Dunk - Grab target champion and slam him at target location, dealing physical damage equal to 20% of their current health + 50% of their armor to enemies within a 250 unit radius.