As I am sure most of you are wondering, yes I think of these things, just that when I write them down, they often get lost in thought till I actually type them for people to see. I'd submit this kinda thing to the Songs of the Summoned, but I doubt people want to listen to songs relating to just Mordekaiser and Karthus.. (who are two of my favorite champions, of course.)
Kaiser's Wrath (parody lyrics to Dead End by Faylan)
Got that skill shot, and that long range
Don't have your escape ready, ain't that strange?
You keep on chasing the Jungler,
Yet you fail.
Speed up and cut him off,
Like a shot of Petrikov
Yes, I'm..
gonna take that kill.
Tonight is the dance of death,
How will you play?
Time to throw down in any lane
How will you fight?
Don't bother with that carry
I've got this down
We'll push turrets, to their base
FOR THE ACE
No matter who it is,
I'll smite them where they are
Near or gone, they know who I am
In the fog or war, I can still see
Just hold the faith, do your job
Or it's your Dead End.
They thought they could catch me off guard
Just what am I to believe
Got my Q ready gonna melt some faces
Their support dies,
Their carry whines, their Tank just dives
I am numero uno
Gotta fight on the fields of screams,
Games aren't as they seem
Dunk entire teams with just me,
Why do you leave!?
Seriously, where are you going?
Don't even think you can get away.
I'm the Master of METAL
Found you and your team,
Got my Ulti now you start to scream,
obscenities in all chat freaking all day
Why can't you just take your loss gracefully?
You do know there's a way to deal with you
It's your funeral,
Get banned, it's the Tribunal..
I found you. Because of my ward.
PENTAKILL.
PENTAKILL.
Just what are you...
Kill-worthy,
Dunk-worthy,
or just plain bad?
GOT my build,
GOT MY KILLS
Just RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
I'm on the loose,
Tightening that noose...
I'm on the prowl,
Eyes glow like an owl
Gonna carry my team,
Kill who I choose.
Gonna push my lanes, and then your Nexus
I'll see whose soul I find worthy
To Enslave for my victory
Surrender now,
It's all you got,
Your Defeat...
