To those looking for me outside of Twitter:

Should it not be obvious by now, I am going under the alias Dunkmaster Tager whilst keeping any other alias others may know me as, mainly DancouKaiser since that is the titular alias of this blog. If anything, if I am in fact sought out, the above picture should be plenty to find me by if I am playing card games at the time:

To Riot Games:

Before you think this is just another post bitchin' about the servers are down, hear me out.

Firstly, as a LoL player, I respect you for your hard work. As a fan, I respect you for your hard work AND the fact that you talk to your fans like we were equal. For this, I believe you are being treated unjustly by your own community. However, people will be people. We cannot change that, as much a shame as it is. As a token of my appreciation, I am continuing my efforts in the Tribunal and voicing out that you deserve better treatment from your fans.

But my efforts will not stop there. I intend to get a "Thank You, Riot Games" mat made and sign it with my thanks. Not just because of the aforementioned reasons, but also because it seems like no one truly appreciates the efforts of the companies that make their favorite games. People complain mostly because they feel as if they were entitled to more free content. These people are ... well. I can't say. Otherwise, I'd come out sounding exactly like how they sound on a daily basis, the way they sound of course being found on the Tribunal's reported cases.

You do your best, and that's what I believe counts. I believe in you to do what you do. Because you're working so hard, I am getting quite worried about your state of mind and am hoping you come out doing real well, and proud that you have done your community a service despite all the treatment that's plaguing the internet.

With Best Regards and Godspeed,

DancouKaiser

Confidence

I am feeling good about this. Spreading the word and even getting some of the League RP Twitters to go along with the story makes me feel real good about this. They seem to like it, so I am rather happy about that. I am also hoping that Rioters grow to like this enough to MAYBE warrant a vote on his creation as a champ (Yeah right. That'll be the day, but wishful thinking could be a reality if pushed enough in this case. I hope.) for the League. That way I could actually hold my head up high in pride as a LoL fan who got his creation through by persistence and continued effort and support. I can only thank my friends and supporters so much, but I will hold the celebrations (read drunken dunkings of random people online) for when it is actually done and everyone is trying him out. Once again, thanks to the readers of this blog and thanks to Riot Games for making League a fun game for everyone.

Always Happy to Help,
DancouKaiser

PS: Don't go to the Arcade in Little Tokyo (Downtown LA) and play Blazblue: Continuum Shift without expecting me to dunk you. Because anyone who knows me will know my real intention of going there. Display poor enough conduct and I will in fact, tell you to GET DUNKED.

NEVER GONNA LET YOU LIVE

An ode to when I go nuts as Karthus. Enjoy.

WE'RE NO STRANGER TO THE PENTAKILL
YOU KNOW THE DUNK, AND SO DO I
A TON OF AP I WILL BUILD,
YOU WON'T GET ULTED BY ANY OTHER GUY

I.. WANNA GET TO KILLING
SO I CAN MAKE YOU FEED MY LANE

NEVER GONNA GIVE YI UP
NEVER GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
ALWAYS GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DUNK YOU

NEVER GONNA LEAVE MY SPAWN
YOU'RE GONNA YELL BEGONE,
ULTING ALL DAY LONG,
TO DUNK YOU

WE'VE BEEN IN THE GAME FOR SO LONG,
YOUR TEAM IS GRIEFING,
YOUR CARRY IS LEAVING.
I AM JUST GONNA DUNK FROM MY SPAWN,
I KNOW YOUR BUILD,
AND I'LL WRECK IT

AND IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE ME,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM

NEVER GONNA GIVE LUX UP,
ALWAYS GONNA DUNK'EM ALL.
GONNA ULT'EM ALL,
AND OWN YOU.

YOUR TEAM IS STARIN',
AS I DUNK YOU AND STEAL BARON,
YOUR TANK ISN'T DARIN'
TO TRY ME

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL,
THOUGHT YOU WERE FED,
THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN'EM ALL.
THEN I CAME INTO YOUR LANE,
TIME TO DUNK, WITH LOTS OF PAIN!

THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL SEE ME,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET DUNKED.

ALWAYS GONNA OWN THEM ALL,
GONNA ULT AND STAY TALL,
CARRY MY TEAM AND ALL,
THEN DUNK YOU.

PENTAKILL AND YOUR NEXUS DIES,
VICTORY SAID GOODBYE
REQUIEM AND YOU LIE,
DEAD AT BLUE

WELL... MORE LORE. Also, I am IN THE YI ZONE.

If you haven't heard already I penta-dunked some fools (sorry for my seemingly immature way of saying it, it just sounded funny at the time.) in mid-lane just before I took their Inhibitor/Inhibitor Turret. Yay me, right?

Anyways. I just added some more to the Extras in Regards to Lore so people can get a better understand of the Zanshin Asura as a people. And to show that Ionia isn't exactly all wisdom and serenity. Maybe it's my sinister tendecies that say that no one can truly be a saint. :D

Anyway, enjoy the extras. Meanwhile, I'll be dunking.

Best Regards,
DancouKaiser

PS: The Dunkmaster lives.